Dear Illustration Department,
You guys are just Not Cool. No, I'm serious. You accept my portfolio but not Annilyns? Do you know how much awesomer Annilyns stuff is than mine? I mean, seriously. And she, like, actually Illustrates stuff, as opposed to my random paintings that aren't connected to stories in any way.
In short, you guys just don't know what you're doing and you DESERVE the HUGE loss you'll have by not letting Annilyn into your stupid program.